Sunday, April 22, 2012

I love myself! | Txt2nite - Funny SMS Text Messages

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I love myself! | Txt2nite - Funny SMS Text Messages
Apr 22nd 2012, 16:36

Filled under Love SMS, Special You
special you sms

I love my eyes when u look into them.
I love my name when u speak it.
I love my life bcoz u are in it.
I love myself bcoz u make me feel loved.

chat up lines sms

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.

birthday sms

Its a nice feeling wen u know that sum1 likes u, sum1 thinks about u, but it feels much better wen u know dat sum1 never ever 4gets ur birthday.HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

love quotes sms

Just bcoz ur broken relationship feels ok now, doesnt mean its working again! Even broken clocks are right twice a day!

life quotes SMS

Look into the picture of ur present life, 4 the picture determines ur future

kiss sms

The sound of a kiss is much softer than that of a canon – but it's echo lasts a great deal longer..

kiss sms

There's a kiss 2 say I luv u, there's a kiss 2 say its true, But the kiss I luv the best is the one I got from u!

misleading rude sms

He came 2 me 1 nite… explored my body… licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill… wen satisfied he left… I was hurt… DAMN MOSQUITO

non rhyming SMS

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

Miscellaneous SMS

Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!

true love sms

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.

break up SMS

Roses are red Violets are blue Garbage is dumped And so are you.

wrong person sms

Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!

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