Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please, take them off!
The problem with two faced people… it's hard to decide which side to slap first!
The 3 stages of ur life @ xmas: 1) U believe in Santa 2) U dont believe in Santa 3) U are Santa
A perfect gift for you! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, Non-taxable, silent performance, Extremely personal, fully returnable It's a SMILE from me to you!
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Cow? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a cow is U dear.
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, Life is short, so PARTY we must
Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!
If there was a day for everything you have given to me as a mother, it would be Mother's Day every day.
*NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day!She was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!
BOY:u Wanna Know Something?GAL:wot?BOY:Loving u Is The Second Best Thing I Ever Did,do u Wanna Know The 1st?GAL:Okay!BOY:Finding u.
U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight.those words run thru my head day & nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!
I really deeply wish dat u were here with me in my room. On my bed. Lights off and we get under da covers so i can show u my… NEW GLOW IN DA DARK WATCH
Days are too busy, Hours are too few, Seconds are too fast, but there is always a time for me to say hi to someone as sweet as you
