Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Atractively ugly | Txt2nite - Funny SMS Text Messages

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Atractively ugly | Txt2nite - Funny SMS Text Messages
Jul 4th 2012, 11:51

Filled under Warning, Words of Wisdom
Warning SMS

Being attractive is not an excuse for being an ugly person.

Tags: warning, wise words, words of wisdom
break up SMS

I'm nobody's second option, you either CHOOSE ME or you lose me.

story sms

Chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"

love quotes sms

Love is not how u 4get but how u forgive.not how u listen but how uunderstand.not what u see but what u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

friendship SMS

If u can't be the PENCIL to draw out other people's happiness, then just be the ERASER to wipe out their sadness.

humour sms

I'M WARNING YOU… don't mess with me today! I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.

silly quotes SMS

"inside me, There's a thin women trying to get out……..But i can usually shut the cow up with chocolate."

friendship SMS

I made a list of my dearest friends& i wrote them down in pencil,i included your name but wrote it in permanent ink becoz i decided 2 keep u on my list FOREVER!

silly quotes SMS

I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!

humour sms

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

special you sms

Everyday we hear voices, some are really loud. But when you talk to me baby, your sweet voice drowns out the crowd!

break up SMS

I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!

miscellaneous sms

MYSTERY OF LIFE: Women can walk around for endless hours carrying 10 shopping bags in each hand, yet can't find the strength to open a damn jar.

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