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Excuse me… You have something on your ass. My eyes. ;-)
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When I'm alone, I think of so many things to say to you! But when I have a chance to tell you… I GO SPEECHLESS!
Do hugs, not drugs. Spread love, not legs. Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less. Understand, don't assume. Forgive and forget.
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
A good boyfriend will never wanna change anything about you… except your last name.
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
I dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz i aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious…i am missin u!
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
They say true love is just round the corner i must be walking in circles
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A: A leech will drop off when its victim dies.
Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?
My bedroom is not messy. It`s an obstacle course designed by me to keep me fit
The virtue of love isnt finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect person perfectly.
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