Renegade0056 says:
Yo mamma so stupid she failed a blood test.
Yo mamma when I told her "take the number 4 bus" she took the number 2 twice.
Yo mamma so stupid when she saw the sign "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
Yo mamma so fat her driver license picture is from satellite photo.
Yo mamma's feet so big when she wears Nike shoes they spell Nickleodeon.
Yo mamma's so fat I tried to climb over her and got a nose bleed.
Yo mamma's so fat her belt size is equator.
Yo mama's so stupid she failed recess.
