Here’s our list of some of the funniest Halloween Sayings. Yea while Halloween is known to be a scary festival and one which we need to scare everyone off, there’s also a funny side to it. Why not make your wishes and messages for Halloween a funny one? These quotes and sayings have been handpicked for you.
Halloween celebration is ought to be funny. Well, actually it need to be scary while being funny. Hmm, getting the meaning? So here is our list of the funniest Halloween sayings, phrases and quotes to add the well deserved funny mood in Halloween celebration.
I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me? ~Drew Carey
I dressed up as a veterinarian for a Halloween costume party. I had the lab coat. I got a couple of stuffed animals for patients and put bandages on them. ~Tracy Chapman
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. ~Loretta Lynn
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, “Never take candy from strangers.” And then they dressed me up and said, “Go beg for it.” I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, “Trick or treat.” “No thank you.” ~Rita Rudner
May those that love us, love us
And those that don’t love us
May God turn their hearts
And if He doesn’t turn their hearts
May He turn their ankles
So we’ll know them by their limping ~Old Irish Toast
What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar. ~Unknown Author
I do think the story in Halloween 5 is a bit stupid, and there’s a lot more blood. They’re obviously going to take the Halloween series in a different direction. ~Donald Pleasence
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. ~Lorna Luft
Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin my dreams,
So I’ll propose on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you. ~Classics IV
Backward, turn backward,
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night! ~Elizabeth Akers Allen
Source:
http://www.popularsayings.net/funny-halloween-sayings/