Leroy won a fishing boat in a raffle and towed it home.
His wife looked at him and said, “What in the name of Jesus are you gonna do with that? We live on a farm. There’s no water within 75 miles of here!”
Leroy replied, “Don’t care. I won it and I’m gonna keep it.”
Several days later Leroy’s best friend, Curtis, came over to visit. He looked out in the field behind the house and saw his friend sitting in a fishing boat in the middle of the field with a fishing rod in his hand.
Curtis stood at the edge of the field and yelled out to him, “What the frig are you doin’?”
Leroy yelled back, “I’m fishin’. What the frig does it look like I’m a doin’?”
Curtis creamed, “It’s people like you that give hillbillies a bad name, making everyone think we’re stupid. If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick you in the friggin arse.”
Source:
http://www.e-forwards.com/2012/10/leroy-won-a-fishing-boat/
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