Political Jokes on Election 2013 in Pakistan:
Height of Blackmailing:
A beggar
sitting on the road with a board
“Give me some money otherwise
I will
Vote for PPP Zardari
and
one day you will be
sitting with me. 
Source:
http://www.mobixone.com/political-sms/election-2013-pakistan-jokes/
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