Pappu :A . B . C
Teacher:Aur sunao
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Pappu :Aur shukar hai, sub theek thaak hai.
Aap sunao...???
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Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha:
Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu.
Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai?
Ladka: Ab bhago!
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Teacher : Water Ka FormuLa Batao.?
PATHAN: H2O+MgCl2+CaSO4 +AlCl3+NaOH+KOH +HNO3+HCL+CO2...
Teacher: Ye Ans Galat Hai..
PATHAN : Ma’m Ye NAALE Ka Pani Hai
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Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?…..
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do humare do.
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