Funniest Fourth of July Tweets
“On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.” -Andy Borowitz
“Happy 4th of July! As you take this day to honor America, ask yourself, “Why am I not honoring America on the other 364 days? Shame on me.” -Stephen Colbert
“Dear America, Happy Independence day.& thanks for running the world since we retired. (China wants the job but hang in there.) Luv England.” -Ricky Gervais
“Happy Birthday USA! If we’d never rebelled against England we’d all be playing soccer, driving on the left side & watching the UK Office.” -Rainn Wilson
“Happy 4th of July, although I don’t support celebrating a bunch of rebels defeating an empire.” Darth Vader
“Tomorrow let’s not forget the whole reason behind July 4th. We left England so we could blow our fingers off w/ fireworks! #Freedom” -Steve Agee
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Originally Posted: 28/09/2013
Last updated by at 26/12/2013.
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