I recently took in a roommate to help make ends meet.
He’s werewolf.
He seemed like an OK guy.
I checked his references.
Plus, he was Presbyterian.
Seemed like a pretty safe bet.
But the damn guy isn’t house broken.
Goes to the bathroom all over carpet
everywhere in the apartment.
I tried to break him of the habit by holding his nose in it
and giving him a good whack with a rolled up newspaper,
but this isn’t producing any results.
And the cops are actually threatening to file charges against me!
It’s a funny world we live in.
Then I remembered we had the same problem with one
of our dogs when I was a kid.
I remembered the newspaper
didn’t work in that case either.
So last night when my roommate was asleep
I had a vet come over and had him neutered.
Now we’ll see if he wants to go to the bathroom
on the carpet when he wakes up!
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