Girls are like Pokemon… it doesn't matter how good you areat the game, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.
There are 3 steps to happy happiness: 1 you. 2 me. 3 our hearts 4 eternity!
Girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
Dear Tummy,sorry 4 d butterflies.Dear Pillow,sorry 4 d tears.Dear Heart,sorry 4 d damage.Dear Brain,u wer right.Dear Friend,thx 4 bein there
If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers.if a hug was a second i'd send u hours.if a smile was water i'd send u a sea.if love was a person i'd send u me!
If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?
Baby only for u, Would I touch ur poo, Let you wee, All over me, I'll pick ur nose & kiss ur toes, Clean your bum, Because I'm your mum
BOY:Im on Facebook,Twitter, Tumblr, Youtube & Skype. GIRL:You need to get a life! BOY:Im not on that one can you send me the link?
Do you like raisins? How about a date?
When I get sad, I stop being sad and become AWESOME instead!
If barbie is so popular….then y do u have 2 buy her friends?
Boys r like mascara, dey run on da first sign of emotion
R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u
