Today someone searched the term "what is a steel conglomerate" and came upon my blog (no, not that kind of 'came'). It is likely that this unfortunate wanderer of the internets was disappointed by what he found in my post from last year:
I always wait until the very last minute to get a Halloween costume together and every single year I regret it. Then, regardless of what I choose, it usually turns out to be one of those ridiculous sexy costumes that gals buy because we can because it's Halloween. Last year I went as "sexy ghostbuster." My cleavage was fully showcased and I wore the most insane heels. I ended up getting so wasted and my feet hurt so badly that my ex-boyfriend (male, normal looking ghostbuster) had to carry me over his shoulder 5 blocks back to the car….beer tears all the way. That poor guy.
"How are we going stay in place like this!!?" – Boobs
That is obviously not us, but my boobs did the same thing and much to my dismay, those puppies did not stay in place. My man kept calling me "Nipples McGillicutty."
I brought up that story recently and my friend Jesse shared this video with me:
Next Halloween I want to have a party and be "sexy 1900s steel conglomerate tycoon." I have a preeeeetty good feeling about it, and hey, maybe I'll meet my future husband that night and we will have a funny story to tell.
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