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I SEE THE NEGATIVE SIDE OF LIFE:There’s “HELL” in hello, “LIE” in believe, “OVER” in lover, “END” in friend, “EX” in “next”, & “IF” in life.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
When it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.
Use your smile to change the world. Don’t let the world change your smile.
Bank Accounts: without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
Flue, Headache, Migrane… I can always find medication to make me feel better. But pain of missing u… there is no cure but seeing u! I MISS U x
A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn’t Is A Fool Forever
It’s better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not
Q: How does an attorney sleep? A: First he lies on one side and then on the other
wherever you go, whatever you do, you know ill always be there for you, so if youre alone, theres no need to fear, just give me a call and u no ill be here! x
I signed up 4 exercise class & was told 2 wear Loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothes, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place!
life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss it
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
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