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Welcome 2 Sweet Dreams airlines. We’ll be shortly arriving at Dreamland. Fasten blankets, puff the pillow, close ur eyes & get ready to doze off!
Roses are red, I’m feeling blue, Wishing I could, be there with u I miss u x
If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam
As I lie awake in my bed.All sorts of thought run through my head,Like why do I love u as much as I do.den I realise its because u r u!
This Halloween im going to be a banker. ill eat all my candy, all urs, then convince the government that if I dont get more candy we’ll all starve!
I wish people were more like money, so you could hold them up to the light & see which ones are fake or real.
Women r like an internet virus.Dey ENTER ur life,SCAN ur pocktes,EDIT ur mind, upload their problems,DELETE ur smile & HANG ur life forever.
Roses are red, violets are blue.. you actually thought i’d cry over you?
Whats a vampires favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A: A leech will drop off when its victim dies.
It’s better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not
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