Oh my, the dreaded and elusive centaur costume. Epic if you can figure out how to do it right, sad when it turns out like this. Maybe one day costume mechanics will catch up so that we can all dress up as badass centaurs, but we have more of a chance of reaching the technological singularity first.
Source:
http://www.wtfcostumes.com/kids_centaur_costume.php
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