Once a boy was smoking at
airport
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette
peete ho ?
Boy:40 - 50
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete
pe kharch kye hue paise bachate
to samne khari hui BMW car
tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai ?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car
meri hi hai.
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se
bezti bhi ho jaati
hai.. :P
airport
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette
peete ho ?
Boy:40 - 50
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete
pe kharch kye hue paise bachate
to samne khari hui BMW car
tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai ?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car
meri hi hai.
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se
bezti bhi ho jaati
hai.. :P
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