I want to make it clear that...
... never in real life have I ever said "Come party with me" ...
... or "I'm SM Ong and I tickle your funny bone (at least I try to) in my Act Blur column in The New Paper on Sunday".
I wonder if this is what happened to John Lui.
Source:
http://smong.net/2013/07/in-case-you-see-me-in-todays-straits.html
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