"Uhmm, Dad, I want to be a Praying Mantis for Halloween." Oh, you will be a praying mantis, dear child, the MOST EPIC F##KING PRAYING MANTIS ever! BWaHaHAha!
Source:
http://www.wtfcostumes.com/kids_praying_mantis_costume.php
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